Dear Panties – A Goodbye Letter

To all the panties in my top drawer:

You come in so many shapes, colors and cuts. Whether brief, boyshort, thong, hipster or even g-string, there was a reason I picked you out. I haven’t always been happy with you. Some of you sit funny, ride all wrong, or just don’t make me look the way I hoped you would. Nonetheless, I’ve given you a fair shot— wearing you and laundering you before folding you back into the top drawer with the hopes that maybe next time, you’ll look and feel just right...  

Oh beautiful, lace thong that cost me a fortune—why can’t I realize you’re not ever going to hug right?

I’ve appreciated each of you in your own way. But things have changed and they won’t ever be the same again.

I never expected to find one kind of panty that did it all...When it’s a quiet weekend at home in my sweats, I reach for my high-waisted briefs for comfort. When I’m slipping into my red, form-fitting dress for my cousin’s wedding, I’m say good-bye dreaded panty line in my smooth high-waisted thong. Under my smart wool A-line skirt, I know I’m covered in my perfect Girlshorts. And while my go-to panties are my favorite complexion match, I admit that on certain days, for no other reason than I’m feeling a little sassy, I’ll choose a pair of elegant no-show midnight lace under my favorite jeans.  

I’m not saying that’s it’s easy fulfilling my every need, but I’ve finally found someone who can.

It’s time to face the facts. I just don’t reach for you anymore. So, I’ve decided it’s time to part ways. It’s time for me to say goodbye to what’s not working. I’ve found a line of women’s panties that are soft, stretchy, virtually seamless and consistently invisible under slacks, jeans, skirts and dresses. That’s right. A few simple silhouettes, in the softest, stretchiest fabric imaginable. Great fit and unprecedented quality.  

So with this, I say,

Goodbye, uncomfortable underwear. And hello, Evelyn & Bobbie Knickers.

Yours in comfort,                               

A new Evelyn & Bobbie customer



At Evelyn & Bobbie, we’ve developed a women’s panties so respectable, we call them Knickers. Created with comfort and quality as the first priority, our knickers are made from engineered, four-way stretch fabric that stays in place throughout your day. Combine our fabric's unique softness with smooth, flat seams that feel minimal against your skin, and you’ll get a feel that is so comfortable that you’ll forget you’re wearing them. Choose from three must have styles: the high-waisted thong, the retro bikini, and the mid-rise girlshort in five beautiful True Complexion™  tones, as well as an innovative and sexy midnight lace. One size fits all.

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